Homer's blog. Or not really. *parody*
I dag vi... du vet... spelade mot Blue Jackets... så klart.Och ahhhhh.. vi vann.Och Jimmy holl nollan, så klart, vet du?Vi spelade ah, inte så bra.(no good translation for "for sure"
Of course it doesn't translate - that's why it's one of the few things easily recognizable in English.This is a wacky idea and I wish I had the time to come up with something like this. I can't talk that way, though, even in jest. :D