You know... Goalie view.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Vacations!

Happy Greetings, Homer fans!

I hope that you all, ah... has a good, you know—summer, eh... so far. Mrs. Homer and I have the kids to taken back, uh... Sweden, for the vacations, you know? From the school? It's nice to have the times to practice my working with, eh... woods, and picking the berries with, ah... Mule, you know... sometime.

Right now we in, eh... Molle, which is you know, club? With the beaches? Eh... Resort, you know? Tomorrow Hank gonna get, ah... married to the Emma, so we all here—Me, and Nick, and Mrs. Nick, and, eh... Kronner, and Lils. You know, all of us? Good to see them in the, ah... summertimes, and today we all, ah... we go swimming, you know? The Emma make us all the, uh... one suits, I think they called? And we all look like we go to jail. I don't know why there was, ah... so many people with cameras, but I think maybe it's joke? I hoped the pictures don't, you know... end up on the computers, so I had Mrs. Homer take one, ah... for me to show for you.

What do you think?




I hope we see a whole, ah... many of you at the camps for training. We all real excited to see you again soon!

Homer 

Friday, June 4, 2010

Contracts and Campers

Hello Homer fans!

I apologies for it been so, uh... long since I write last to, ah, you know... all you. I still real uh... sad, you know? About season eh... ending? But today I settle on, eh... my new, uh—you know, dealings? Have not fear, Homerfans! I will be here in the Joe Louis for, ah... at least another two seasons!

Only one thing weird with, ah... today's goodness: there a small group of, you know... girls? And I think they making, eh... camps on my front yards. They have the, ah... tents, and some bags for sleeping, and Mrs. Homer say they starting, uh... fires for cooking. I think they really glad I stay in Detroit again.

I was gonna call the, ah... you know... police, but they give little Homer children the, ah... treats with chocolates and the Graham's cracker. I wait until after we eat, uh... dinners and I gonna get them to makes treats for me, you know?

I think we, ah... let them stay.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Jaha, men inn i helvete!

Fy jävla fan hur stor denna sägeren var. Grymt. Johan forsto det och gick ut för at ta dom och knulla dom i arslet. Fyra mål. Jävlar, vad killen är grym. Viss jag var homo och single skulle jag fan suga av honom, detta var bra!

Jag vet fan inte vad jag skal säga. Jag lovar er, vi skal laga historie. Och kanske viss vi klarar det, at dom säger jag är en större ledare än Mark Messier.

Jävlar... Fy fan killar. Orden sträcker inte till. Nu skal jag sova hemma och i morgon drar vi ut till fisk landet och så skal vi börja laga fisk soppa av dom.

MATA MULAN MOTHERFUCKERS!

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Hammaren Homer skal visa upp seg, Tor style

Som några av er kanske vet har jag fått smeknamnet Hammaren Homer. Jag gillar det ganske mycket och jag har bestämt at jag skal leva upp till namnet mot Sharks. Ni är kanska klara over Norrön mytologi och Tor med hammaren, så jag skal lova er en ting. Mot Sharks skal jag göra som Tor. Jag skal ge dem åska och blixt så det smäller. Vi har flest svenskar och vi har Tor och Odin på vår sida. Detta tar vi.

Jag hoppas också at Nabokov är en ass-man. For en ting är säkert, han skal få nog av tid till at studera min rumpa över den nästa veckan. Jag skal parkera foran honom och låta honom bli gott känt med NHLs mest sexiga mål scorare, min rumpa.

Och Jumbo Joe? Vel, jag vill inte bli för grafisk här, men han kommer kvävas som om han fick en stor... ja jag tänkar vi slutar der.

Sist, men inte minst. Grattis till tidernas bästa back, Nicklas Lidström, med 40 perfekta år. Låt oss alla hedra honom med den svenska national songen:

Du gamla, Du fria, Du fjällhöga nord
Du tysta, Du glädjerika sköna!
Jag hälsar Dig, vänaste land uppå jord,
Din sol, Din himmel, Dina ängder gröna.
Din sol, Din himmel, Dina ängder gröna.

Du tronar på minnen från fornstora dar,
då ärat Ditt namn flög över jorden.
Jag vet att Du är och Du blir vad du var.
Ja, jag vill leva jag vill dö i Norden.
Ja, jag vill leva jag vill dö i Norden.

Jag städs vill dig tjäna mitt älskade land,
din trohet till döden vill jag svära.
Din rätt, skall jag värna, med håg och med hand,
din fana, högt den bragderika bära.
din fana, högt den bragderika bära.

Med Gud skall jag kämpa, för hem och för härd,
för Sverige, den kära fosterjorden.
Jag byter Dig ej, mot allt i en värld
Nej, jag vill leva jag vill dö i Norden.
Nej, jag vill leva jag vill dö i Norden.

Feel like I'm in zoo, NHL!

Hello Homer fans,

U know it's good to be here, because being here means we beat Coyotes.  Was good series, everyone play hard, good to win like that, for sure.

Now we are here in San Jose, its nice place, for sure, but can't wait to get back home.  Plane come in too late they say, then they will fine us.  Silly, I think, but u know, we have 2 get here and now we are here and will be ready to play, for sure.  Fine not so big deal, of course, Illitch pays it, sorry for him, but he know we need to be ready.

So yes tonight Sharks game time is at 9 at home and 6 here and 9 and 6 are numbers I like very much, for sure!  Is good sign, maybe a goal for me tonight?  Haha. I will tell u, for sure, that I am ready for one.

 Some guys have good goals in Phoenix for sure.  Pasha's very pretty.  Stuie very funny, because he almost fall, but then he score on boxplay, and I think, ahhhh was very killer for Coyotes.

All these teams with the animal names.  I feel like I am in zoo, NHL, hahahaa.  I kid.  For sure.
 
Getting really hungry for some Swedish food, is worst thing about road, you know, ahhhh, have to find IKEA to get Bilar Candy Cars and some fish soon.

 

Monday, April 26, 2010

Must win in dessert

Hi fans.  Is not 2 good of day for me, for sure.  We lose yesterday, but u know that u r fans.  So is back to desert for game 7.  Game 7 they not feel so kind to me, you know?  Its ahhh tough situation, for sure.  But we do we can is can win, is what we do.

U r such good fans 2 us. We can ahhh, hopefully beat dessert dogs and then back home 2 wife and kids 4 fun and goodtimes.  But 4 now focus on Game for sure!

- Homer



o yea.  Lills help me again, to be ah, you know, internet hip.  So read his blog for sure.  It's on official site 4 playoffs.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Happy Game 5 Ending!!!

Hello, fans of Red Wings and Homer! Very glad to have good game after, ah, not so much good in second period. I not ever try to score goal like Jovanovski of Phoenix. Mostly I try with other side of Homer toward goalie.

That song about "most good good night?" or something, you know? That's how I feel, for sure. It very nice to get, ah, game winner because that mean we win game! It was goal of, ah, strangeness that stick on my, ah, elbow arm crease? but it count with even no reviewings. I whacked at it a couple times and it go in! Pavel help me out much with that and then one minutes later Pav score goal with helpings from me and Mule! Very happy to make good plays on line with old friends, for sure.

You understand "bromance"? Young guys like Helm and Abby say this for me and Pavel tonight and they laugh and laugh. I, ah, not understanding so much. No romance because we both have wifes and childrens.

Very exciting to go back to play in Detroit on Sunday!!!

Thank U Homerfans!

--Tomas