tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58054148562209719472023-07-17T22:04:12.002-07:00For sure...Homer's blog. Or not really. *parody*Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5805414856220971947.post-10827589331429860652010-07-22T21:39:00.000-07:002010-07-22T21:39:59.428-07:00Vacations!<div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"> </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Happy Greetings, Homer fans! </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">I hope that you all, ah... has a good, you know—summer, eh... so far. Mrs. Homer and I have the kids to taken back, uh... Sweden, for the vacations, you know? From the school? It's nice to have the times to practice my working with, eh... woods, and picking the berries with, ah... Mule, you know... sometime.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Right now we in, eh... Molle, which is you know, club? With the beaches? Eh... Resort, you know? Tomorrow Hank gonna get, ah... married to the Emma, so we all here—Me, and Nick, and Mrs. Nick, and, eh... Kronner, and Lils. You know, all of us? Good to see them in the, ah... summertimes, and today we all, ah... we go swimming, you know? The Emma make us all the, uh... one suits, I think they called? And we all look like we go to jail. I don't know why there was, ah... so many people with cameras, but I think maybe it's joke? I hoped the pictures don't, you know... end up on the computers, so I had Mrs. Homer take one, ah... for me to show for you. </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
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</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">I hope we see a whole, ah... many of you at the camps for training. We all real excited to see you again soon!</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Homer </div>The Hockey Broadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07090945047711647923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5805414856220971947.post-61337030673871940912010-06-04T16:14:00.000-07:002010-06-04T16:14:28.696-07:00Contracts and Campers<div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Hello Homer fans!</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">I apologies for it been so, uh... long since I write last to, ah, you know... all you. I still real uh... sad, you know? About season eh... ending? But today I settle on, eh... my new, uh—you know, dealings? Have not fear, Homerfans! I will be here in the Joe Louis for, ah... at least another two seasons!</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Only one thing weird with, ah... today's goodness: there a small group of, you know... girls? And I think they making, eh... camps on my front yards. They have the, ah... tents, and some bags for sleeping, and Mrs. Homer say they starting, uh... fires for cooking. I think they really glad I stay in Detroit again.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">I was gonna call the, ah... you know... police, but they give little Homer children the, ah... treats with chocolates and the Graham's cracker. I wait until after we eat, uh... dinners and I gonna get them to makes treats for me, you know?</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">I think we, ah... let them stay.</div>The Hockey Broadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07090945047711647923noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5805414856220971947.post-19893464832348775712010-04-29T07:06:00.000-07:002010-04-29T07:06:17.871-07:00Feel like I'm in zoo, NHL!Hello Homer fans,<br />
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U know it's good to be here, because being here means we beat Coyotes. Was good series, everyone play hard, good to win like that, for sure.<br />
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Now we are here in San Jose, its nice place, for sure, but can't wait to get back home. Plane come in too late they say, then they will fine us. Silly, I think, but u know, we have 2 get here and now we are here and will be ready to play, for sure. Fine not so big deal, of course, Illitch pays it, sorry for him, but he know we need to be ready.<br />
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So yes tonight Sharks game time is at 9 at home and 6 here and 9 and 6 are numbers I like very much, for sure! Is good sign, maybe a goal for me tonight? Haha. I will tell u, for sure, that I am ready for one.<br />
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Some guys have good goals in Phoenix for sure. Pasha's very pretty. Stuie very funny, because he almost fall, but then he score on boxplay, and I think, ahhhh was very killer for Coyotes.<br />
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All these teams with the animal names. I feel like I am in zoo, NHL, hahahaa. I kid. For sure.<br />
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Getting really hungry for some Swedish food, is worst thing about road, you know, ahhhh, have to find IKEA to get Bilar Candy Cars and some fish soon.<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5805414856220971947.post-986437834639344312010-04-26T05:25:00.000-07:002010-04-26T05:25:49.355-07:00Must win in dessertHi fans. Is not 2 good of day for me, for sure. We lose yesterday, but u know that u r fans. So is back to desert for game 7. Game 7 they not feel so kind to me, you know? Its ahhh tough situation, for sure. But we do we can is can win, is what we do. <br />
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U r such good fans 2 us. We can ahhh, hopefully beat dessert dogs and then back home 2 wife and kids 4 fun and goodtimes. But 4 now focus on Game for sure!<br />
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o yea. Lills help me again, to be ah, you know, internet hip. So read his blog for sure. It's on official site 4 playoffs.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5805414856220971947.post-63364773791769652002010-04-23T21:49:00.000-07:002010-04-23T22:09:09.856-07:00Happy Game 5 Ending!!!Hello, fans of Red Wings and Homer! Very glad to have good game after, ah, not so much good in second period. I not ever try to score goal like Jovanovski of Phoenix. Mostly I try with other side of Homer toward goalie.<br /><br />That song about "most good good night?" or something, you know? That's how I feel, for sure. It very nice to get, ah, game winner because that mean we win game! It was goal of, ah, strangeness that stick on my, ah, elbow arm crease? but it count with even no reviewings. I whacked at it a couple times and it go in! Pavel help me out much with that and then one minutes later Pav score goal with helpings from me and Mule! Very happy to make good plays on line with old friends, for sure.<br /><br />You understand "bromance"? Young guys like Helm and Abby say this for me and Pavel tonight and they laugh and laugh. I, ah, not understanding so much. No romance because we both have wifes and childrens.<br /><br />Very exciting to go back to play in Detroit on Sunday!!!<br /><br />Thank U Homerfans!<br /><br />--TomasLolahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16183840558521222046noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5805414856220971947.post-13154362605477346812010-04-22T20:21:00.000-07:002010-04-22T20:29:15.661-07:00Visit to Phoenix AgainEh, hello fans!<br /><br />I am blogging from bar in Phoenix. Many Red Wings teammates are here watching many overtime game on TV. Playoff hockey is much fun for sure! We have big game tomorrow, so early bedtime, but ahhh is nice to go out and be friendly with guys.<br /><br />One ehh thing. There is a man here taking pictures of us on phone. I think I see him early afternoon also, you know. Seems ahh odd? Stalker is right word for this? Or maybe he ehhhh is like ahhh crazy photo men who follow celebrities? I don't think we are this famous, however. Maybe perhaps in Sweden.<br /><br />Many hopes that we have good game tomorrow!<br />Till then,<br />HomerKrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08853724990535092246noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5805414856220971947.post-47437314329045800932010-04-21T12:33:00.000-07:002010-04-21T12:34:08.146-07:00Big Win Last Night!!We make big win yesterday!! Now we are go back to Phoenix to ah play in desert building again. Jimmy got first playoff shutout yesterday by not allowing any Coyote puck in net. Bravo for sure! Ehhh Hank and Pavel also scored goals to help us make victory. We must keep playing strong next game too so we can win series and ah play next round.<br /><br />Our Joe was so loud last night. Thank you fans for coming to cheer at us! It means much to all teammates you know. During warmups, some girls offered me free candy. I wanted to go eat it, but Nick tell me I must focus on game. He said candy must wait until after end of play. I was sad. Chewy Candy Cars are Swedish specialty and my most favorite of all time for sure. It is good luck that I have many at home for celebration feast after strong win!<br /><br />Ehhhhh I must stop blogging now. I think I hear first ice cream truck of summer in neighborhood! I must run fast to catch it.<br /><br />HomerKrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08853724990535092246noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5805414856220971947.post-7690596660399872702010-04-17T17:42:00.000-07:002010-04-17T17:53:38.125-07:00Ask Homer more!<div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Hello fans of Homer! It very nice to be, ah... back home at Detroit! We win very, you know... excited game last night with, uh... Phoenix, so it very funny for me to write you today! Mrs. Homer and me, we, ah... take the childrens to eat curly fries at, uh... the Arby's when I get home from Hank's hattricks which is nice. I think Hank should be always buying dinner, because, you know... he make more money than I do, and he, ah... don't have his kids yet, for sure. </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
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</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Dear Homer: Your "office" at the Joe is probably your favorite, but do you have a special "office" in any other arena?</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">--For sure, you know...ah...I feel like we play in Pittsburgh almost as much as we play home...uh, you know...the last few years. I used to like play in Chicago, you know, because Khabibulin and I... ah.. shared office there. You know, I think he didn't... eh... like it as much as, you know... I do.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Dear Homer: Do Swedish fish have bones; and are the bones also made out of candy so I can eat them without worrying?</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">--You know, ah... Swedish fish... they, uh... aren't fish really. No bones in the Swedish candy that I... uh know. For sure, I think, uh... you're ok to eat whole fishes. I wouldn't worry, you know?</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Dear Homer: Do you ask your wife "do these pants make my butt look big?" and then dress for games accordingly?</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">--For sure, sometime I feel like, ah... my butt look kind of, you know... large. Everyone want to look, ah... you know, nice while they work. Usually, I uh...ask Drapes or, you know... Nick, because my wife, ah... she laugh at me.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Homer: What's your favorite ABBA song to karaoke to?</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">--Hard to pick, for sure, you know? In Sweden, everybody love ABBA! My favorite is, ah... you know, Dancing Queen, but I no sing it very, eh... good, you know? Sometime at parties, Hank and me... we sing, ah... Fernando. Nick always trying to get me to, ah... sing... with him Mamma Mia, you know... duets? So it hard to pick, for sure. I like them all a lots.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"> Dear Homer: What kind of woodworking projects will you be attempting this summer??</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">--For sure, I don't like to, ah... too own horns, but, uh... I pretty good at working wood. I don't get to do as much as, ah... when I lived home in, you know... Sweden, but I've got some pretty plans for the summer. At home, I make bird house, ah... furniture, and stuffs for Mrs. Homer to use in the house. These are some of the, uh... projects I think doing this year (I hope you likes them!):</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
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</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Yesterday was nice day; ah... weather here in Arizona is, you know... very nice. We get to play our, eh... soccer practicing outside. It, you know... remind me of going out after, ah, lunch... during school... you know, recess? And, you know... there a lots of uh... Wings fans here, so eh... that's real nice to us, too, for sure.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">I was on phone before, ah... practice yesterday with friend, you know... at home... and he tell me that, ah... people saying that Blues gonna try to get me, ah... during summer to come play for them, you know... next season? I hope nobody, ah... you know... believe that crap. I not gonna, ah... leave Detroit. I like being, eh... Red Wings, and you know, my family, uh... they like it here a lot, and I get to play with, ah... my best friend Nick, you know? Do they even have, uh... ice festival in St. Louis? And you know, Ozzie tell me that it, uh... really hard to get candy there.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Tonight we have, ah... game two with Phoenix, for sure. Why they throw, you know... rubber snake?</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
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</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><i>Dear Homer: Boxers or Briefs? </i></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><i>From Kris</i></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Dear Kris:</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">I wear.. uhh... boxers-briefs? They all grey, I think.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
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</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><i>Homer: Paper or Plastic? </i></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><i>From Lola</i></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Dear Lola:</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">I don't... you know... do the food shopping that much, but I think... ahh... in the 80's when the Wings were, uh you know... not so good, the fans they wore plastic bags on their heads. So for sure I say paper now</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
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</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><i>Homer: Do you like Huey Lewis & the News?</i></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><i>From Norm</i></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Hi Norm:</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Ahhh... do I like Huey Lewis & the News? Yah, for sure. Uhh... who doesn't, you know? I listen to everything but... ehh... country. I like the big butts song; ahh... “Baby Got Back” I think? Yah, that's a good one, but, uhh... Huey Lewis is good too.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
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</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><i>Homer: What is the most dangerous part of having a candy addiction?</i></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><i>From Sara</i></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Hello Sara:</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">I love candy! I do... ahh... worry sometime that I might choke on my candy during warmups for sure, so I have to be, you know... extra careful. I try to once eat some jolly rancher candy during a game, but... ehh... they kept get stuck in my mouth guard. So... yah, I just gotta be careful to not choke. </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
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<i>Homer: Why is it that I have nightmares about your backside nearly every day? </i></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><i>From an anonymous NHL goalie</i></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Dear Goalie:</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Hehe, Fleury? Is that you? </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
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</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">If you have a question for me, uh, you can leave me a note and... ahh... I'll try to do Q + A again for sure. For now I need to have my oatmeal and sandwich, and get ready for game against, ehh, the Blackhawks.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Till next time,</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;">Homer!</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
</div>The Hockey Broadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07090945047711647923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5805414856220971947.post-3860571264469139852010-04-10T19:35:00.000-07:002010-04-10T19:57:07.931-07:00Windy City Hotel TimeMe and the other guys always like playing in Chicago, ahh, yeah. Good rivalry with close team, you know. Trip isn't so far from families, which is nice, for sure.<br /><br />We're resting in hotel now b/c tomorrow is a big game, for sure. I share a room with Mule. He always..ahh...try to take the little... uhhhh... soaps and lotions... ya know, the small ones wrapped up in paper? But I need them to, you know, get ready before game.<br /><br />I think I saw him, take a handful from the, ahh... the cart pushed by the ladies who clean up the rooms, you know? I'm not sure he shoulda do that. But the shampoo, you know, it smells like... ah, almonds. And that <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">is </span>very nice smell, for sure.Lolahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16183840558521222046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5805414856220971947.post-26108590009653360822010-04-10T15:17:00.000-07:002010-04-10T15:19:30.997-07:00Last GameTaking the plane over to Chicago, getting ready for Blackhawks. They have good team. Babs wants full 60. I tell him I give him 96!! hahahaha.Dustinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05000217781634450275noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5805414856220971947.post-26787358563436757312010-04-10T09:15:00.000-07:002010-04-10T09:21:53.577-07:00I Make Other Team Whine Again :)I read article in the paper today. Ahhhhhh…seems BJs don’t like how I play in Office. One say to paper that my play is disturbing hahahahahahaha. People are always saying I interfere with goalie’s job. Yah, I’m in the crease sometimes for sure, but I have job to do too! It goes both ways, you know. We have many important goals called back because referees <span style="font-style: italic;">imagine</span> I am in crease. Uhhhhhh…Don’t think they get how hard it is to do job! Nobody seems to understand me, you know? I battle with defenders, shots flying at me ahhhhh very fast, many cross-checks <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">ALL</span> the time, must fight for position against big strong men—sometimes it is too much for one Homer to handle. Still, I know I have to stay out of crease to make challenge for refs to call it for sure. Ahhhhh funny how no one on other team complains when they get away with dozen cross-checks in a row on my back….<br /><br />I keep going to net, though for sure. No worries, fans, I still do job and make goalies cry nightmares in sleep. Much excited for playoffs and introducing enemy goalie to backside.<br /><br />Till next time,<br />Homer!!!Krishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08853724990535092246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5805414856220971947.post-36556506287441671652010-04-09T20:35:00.000-07:002010-04-09T20:35:34.557-07:00AhhhhToday we... you know... played the Blue Jackets... for sure.<br />
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And ahhhhhh... we won.<br />
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And Jimmy got a shut out, for sure, ya know?<br />
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We play ah, not so good.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3