Vacations!

Happy Greetings, Homer fans!

I hope that you all, ah... has a good, you know—summer, eh... so far. Mrs. Homer and I have the kids to taken back, uh... Sweden, for the vacations, you know? From the school? It's nice to have the times to practice my working with, eh... woods, and picking the berries with, ah... Mule, you know... sometime.

Right now we in, eh... Molle, which is you know, club? With the beaches? Eh... Resort, you know? Tomorrow Hank gonna get, ah... married to the Emma, so we all here—Me, and Nick, and Mrs. Nick, and, eh... Kronner, and Lils. You know, all of us? Good to see them in the, ah... summertimes, and today we all, ah... we go swimming, you know? The Emma make us all the, uh... one suits, I think they called? And we all look like we go to jail. I don't know why there was, ah... so many people with cameras, but I think maybe it's joke? I hoped the pictures don't, you know... end up on the computers, so I had Mrs. Homer take one, ah... for me to show for you.

What do you think?

I hope we see a whole, ah... many of you at the camps for training. We all real excited to see you again soon!

Homer 

Contracts and Campers

Hello Homer fans!

I apologies for it been so, uh... long since I write last to, ah, you know... all you. I still real uh... sad, you know? About season eh... ending? But today I settle on, eh... my new, uh—you know, dealings? Have not fear, Homerfans! I will be here in the Joe Louis for, ah... at least another two seasons!

Only one thing weird with, ah... today's goodness: there a small group of, you know... girls? And I think they making, eh... camps on my front yards. They have the, ah... tents, and some bags for sleeping, and Mrs. Homer say they starting, uh... fires for cooking. I think they really glad I stay in Detroit again.

I was gonna call the, ah... you know... police, but they give little Homer children the, ah... treats with chocolates and the Graham's cracker. I wait until after we eat, uh... dinners and I gonna get them to makes treats for me, you know?

I think we, ah... let them stay.

Feel like I'm in zoo, NHL!

Hello Homer fans,

U know it's good to be here, because being here means we beat Coyotes.  Was good series, everyone play hard, good to win like that, for sure.

Now we are here in San Jose, its nice place, for sure, but can't wait to get back home.  Plane come in too late they say, then they will fine us.  Silly, I think, but u know, we have 2 get here and now we are here and will be ready to play, for sure.  Fine not so big deal, of course, Illitch pays it, sorry for him, but he know we need to be ready.

So yes tonight Sharks game time is at 9 at home and 6 here and 9 and 6 are numbers I like very much, for sure!  Is good sign, maybe a goal for me tonight?  Haha. I will tell u, for sure, that I am ready for one.

 Some guys have good goals in Phoenix for sure.  Pasha's very pretty.  Stuie very funny, because he almost fall, but then he score on boxplay, and I think, ahhhh was very killer for Coyotes.

All these teams with the animal names.  I feel like I am in zoo, NHL, hahahaa.  I kid.  For sure.
 
Getting really hungry for some Swedish food, is worst thing about road, you know, ahhhh, have to find IKEA to get Bilar Candy Cars and some fish soon.

 

Must win in dessert

Hi fans.  Is not 2 good of day for me, for sure.  We lose yesterday, but u know that u r fans.  So is back to desert for game 7.  Game 7 they not feel so kind to me, you know?  Its ahhh tough situation, for sure.  But we do we can is can win, is what we do.

U r such good fans 2 us. We can ahhh, hopefully beat dessert dogs and then back home 2 wife and kids 4 fun and goodtimes.  But 4 now focus on Game for sure!

- Homer



o yea.  Lills help me again, to be ah, you know, internet hip.  So read his blog for sure.  It's on official site 4 playoffs.

Happy Game 5 Ending!!!

Hello, fans of Red Wings and Homer! Very glad to have good game after, ah, not so much good in second period. I not ever try to score goal like Jovanovski of Phoenix. Mostly I try with other side of Homer toward goalie.

That song about "most good good night?" or something, you know? That's how I feel, for sure. It very nice to get, ah, game winner because that mean we win game! It was goal of, ah, strangeness that stick on my, ah, elbow arm crease? but it count with even no reviewings. I whacked at it a couple times and it go in! Pavel help me out much with that and then one minutes later Pav score goal with helpings from me and Mule! Very happy to make good plays on line with old friends, for sure.

You understand "bromance"? Young guys like Helm and Abby say this for me and Pavel tonight and they laugh and laugh. I, ah, not understanding so much. No romance because we both have wifes and childrens.

Very exciting to go back to play in Detroit on Sunday!!!

Thank U Homerfans!

--Tomas

Visit to Phoenix Again

Eh, hello fans!

I am blogging from bar in Phoenix. Many Red Wings teammates are here watching many overtime game on TV. Playoff hockey is much fun for sure! We have big game tomorrow, so early bedtime, but ahhh is nice to go out and be friendly with guys.

One ehh thing. There is a man here taking pictures of us on phone. I think I see him early afternoon also, you know. Seems ahh odd? Stalker is right word for this? Or maybe he ehhhh is like ahhh crazy photo men who follow celebrities? I don't think we are this famous, however. Maybe perhaps in Sweden.

Many hopes that we have good game tomorrow!
Till then,
Homer

Big Win Last Night!!

We make big win yesterday!! Now we are go back to Phoenix to ah play in desert building again. Jimmy got first playoff shutout yesterday by not allowing any Coyote puck in net. Bravo for sure! Ehhh Hank and Pavel also scored goals to help us make victory. We must keep playing strong next game too so we can win series and ah play next round.

Our Joe was so loud last night. Thank you fans for coming to cheer at us! It means much to all teammates you know. During warmups, some girls offered me free candy. I wanted to go eat it, but Nick tell me I must focus on game. He said candy must wait until after end of play. I was sad. Chewy Candy Cars are Swedish specialty and my most favorite of all time for sure. It is good luck that I have many at home for celebration feast after strong win!

Ehhhhh I must stop blogging now. I think I hear first ice cream truck of summer in neighborhood! I must run fast to catch it.

Homer